Reading Twilight

Reading notes for Chapter 11 ("Complications") of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight:

• Ooh, movie day in science class
• What high schooler doesn't like that?
• But of course Bella can't focus on it.
• Duh, Edward's right there.
• Ohh, Edward, with his perfect face.
• Zot, zot.
• Next class.
• Bella cannot bear to part with Edward!
• Aww, Mike's all chivalrous in Gym.
• Poor Mike.
• Great guy with no taste in girls.
• But he's perceptive.
• He knows Edward wants to eat Bella.
• Probably doesn't know that Edward literally wants to eat Bella.
• (We the readers do!)
• But Bella could probably figure that one out.
• Listen to Mike, Bella!
• You idiot.
• Driving with Edward, blah, blah, blah.
• Hunting with vampires is dangerous for humans.
• More electricity. Zot, zot.
• Dreams of Edward.
• Chat with Charlie.
• Yes, Bella, Charlie might take issue with your possible necrophilia.
• Not that it matters, 'cause adults are useless.
• Bella's favorite color of the day is brown.
• Because it's warm.
• It's also the color of...
• Nevermind.
• She doesn't say it, I just think it.
• Edward is such a stalker.
• Oh, come on Bella, how hard is badminton?
• For a more-or-less able-bodied idiot, I mean?
• Exit Edward (finally).
• Enter Jacob the Complication.