Reading Twilight

Reading notes for Chapter 3 ("Phenomenon") of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight:

• Forks is icy. Oh noes!
• Better be extra-careful, Bella.
• Remember: You're a klutz.
• Why do the boys of Forks like Bella?
• I don't understand.
• Oh, hey, snow chains. Good idea, Charlie.
• Out-of-control van! Oh noes!
• Edward is Bella's hero.
• He's so pretty and golden-eyed and mysterious.
• How'd he do that?
• Deny, deny, deny.
• Dr. Cullen is pretty, too.
• I bet Tyler becomes a Bella hanger-on.
• Maybe he'll give her chocolates.
• Or something.
• Bella doesn't like lying.
• Charlie's daughter is involved in a car accident, and he feels guilty about telling her mother?
• WTF?
• Adults are useless.