Reading Twilight

Reading notes for Chapter 8 ("Port Angeles") of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight:

• High school girls apparently talk about boys to the exclusion of all else.
• And there is drama.
• Boy-related drama.
• Mundane details aplenty.
• So... Let's talk about Cullens!
• The Cullens "go backpacking all the time".
• The mystery deepens.
• No, Bella, the new age bookstore is the one you want. Idiot.
• (Can't go wrong with a new age bookstore in urban fantasy, right?)
  
• A silver Volvo in Port Angeles! Oh noes!
• A scary group of strong men following Bella! Oh noes!
• More scary guys. Triple oh noes!
• Edward swoops in to the rescue!
• Edward fears his temper.
• Edward takes Bella to dinner.
• At an Italian restaurant.
• So I guess garlic isn't an issue.
• Ohh, Edward, you really shouldn't dazzle people so.
• Ohh, Edward, you are so muscular.
• Bella is a "magnet for trouble".
• Duh.
• Meyer has to spell out everything in simple terms.
• That's kind of insulting.
• Edward's stalking Bella, but that's totally okay with her.
• He's mentally stalking her, even.
• Creepy.
• Edward is emo.
• Creepy and emo.
• Dangerous, creepy and emo.
• Don't leave me alone, Bella, or I will kill someone.
• If you don't leave me alone, I may kill you.
• Decisions, decisions.
• After (Bella eats) dinner, they go back to the Volvo, and that's it for Chapter 8.