Reading Twilight

Reading notes for Chapter 7 ("Nightmare") of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight:

• Bad dream involving a werewolf fighting a vampire.
• It was probably inevitable.
• Okay, I swear, I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW every single blessed detail about what Bella does while she waits for her modem to dial.
• Talk about padding the page count.
• Is the whole book gonna be like this?
• Yes. Pop-up windows are the bane of the internet user. I get it.
• Vampire research time for Bella!
• Bella's research fails. Time for her to take a walk!
• How long is this chapter again?
• Seriously?
• Damn.
• "Could the Cullens be vampires?"
• That question appears on page 138.
• Bella doesn't know.
• Of course, I do
• I saw the movie trailer.
• Bella does homework.
• Charlie gets home.
• Bella goes to bed.
• Another day dawns. It is sunny.
• School time!
• Bella writes a paper on Shakespeare and misogyny.
• I wonder what she concludes.
• I wonder whether it's ironic or appropriate.
• What? No Cullens?
• Bella can't keep her mind on anything.
• Well, except for getting her homework done.
• 'Cause she's a model student.
• Of course.
• Bella does not trust her sheriff dad to feed himself.
• Because adults are useless, I suppose.
• Time to go dress shopping with the girls!
• End of chapter.