Reading Twilight

Reading notes for Chapter 5 ("Blood Type") of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight:

• Edward is beautiful.
• Gush, gush.
• Bella's not smart, Edward.
• She's not gonna avoid you.
• She wants to gaze into your "deep gold eyes".
• Ohh, Edward, are you... Spider-Man?
• No?
• How about Superboy?
• No.
• Edward's... dangerous.
• Ooh.
• He's an ass, Bella. Stay away from Edward!
• (She's not staying away from Edward.)
• A micro-lancet! Oh noes!
• There is blood. It is time for Bella to faint.
• Is it even legal to do the blood type test in a public school?
• Or is it just a liability issue?
• My high school didn't allow it.
• Edward steals Bella away from Mike and carries her to the nurse's office.
• He. Carries. Her.
• Edward and Mike: Bitter rivals.
• But Mike doesn't have a voice "like melting honey".
• He can't possibly win.
• Pushy Edward.
• Not healthy, Bella.
• Just remember, no means no.
• When and if the time comes, I mean.
• Seriously, Bella.
• Yes, he's pretty.
• But he's moody, pushy, and over-protective.
• And he's a jerk.
• Not worth it.
• You are not being adult about this.
• Not that adults don't fall into potentially abusive relationships, too.
• But are adults being adult when they do?
• Okay, right, back to the dreck.
• Bella's planning to go on a beach trip.
• Edward's going camping with his family.
• Blah, blah, end of Chapter 5.