Still reading Twilight...

The second chapter ("Open Book") of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer, is about as slow as the first. Hopefully things will pick up a bit, but right now this is decompressed storytelling in novel form. And this is what I've learned:

• Mike and Eric are totally sweet on Bella.
• Bella remembers people now!
• Edward is not in school.
• Bella is worried.
• Bella's parents are useless.
• Bella's already studied this stuff.
• So school is kinda useless, too.
• Also, she can't play volleyball.
  
• Neither can I, so I guess I sympathize.
  
• Dad likes the Cullens. He gets vocal about that.
• I don't think snow works like that.
• Not when it's warm enough for rain as well.
• How would enough accumulate in the space of a high school class period?
• Well, maybe Washington snow is different than Michigan snow.
• Whatever. I'm not a climatologist. Moving on.
• Edward comes back to school.
• Bella is worried.
• Ooh, Edward is flawlessly beautiful.
• With a musical voice.
• And golden eyes.
• And his touch is electric.
• OMG.
• And he's smart, too!
• But strangely tense sometimes.
• Also, adults are useless.
• Annnd... Previous question answered: FlakeMom remarried, so Bella moved to Forks so FlakeMom could spend more time with Stepdad.
• Martyr.

Please, by the gods of urban fantasy, let there be villains or werewolves or something in Chapter 3.