Reading Twilight

Reading notes for Chapter 4 ("Invitations") of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight:

• Dream of Edward.
• Bella's not used to being the center of attention by now?
• That's it, Tyler. Grovel. Good boy.
• Edward's being all weird again.
• School dance? Oh noes!
• Bella can't dance!
• So she'll... go to Seattle.
• Excuses, excuses.
• Make up your gorram mind, Edward.
• Bella drops her books.
• Edward picks them up for her.
• Bella drops her keys.
• Edward picks them up for her.
• Bella falls down a lot in Gym.
• Tyler asks Bella to the dance.
• So does Eric. And Mike.
• Gawd.
• You're right, Bella. You're not interesting.
• But this is the "Twilight Zone".
• Apologies to Rod Serling.
• Fretful sheriff.
• We know where his daughter gets it.
• Or maybe he's wise.
• But probably not. Parents are useless.
• And Charlie seems a little slow. Idiocy runs in families?
• Don't do it Bella.
• Don't say "yes".
• Don't open that door.
• Bella, you idiot.